Wednesday, 11 November 2009

Lying liar - a meme

Frequency and regularity with which I post is just ridiculous, I know ;). I seem to start writing loads of posts and hardly any ever gets finished. Oh, well, at least this one did! :)

I got an email from Prefectdt from SpankedHortic suggesting a meme. Never done any, neither ever wanted but this one is so much more fun that others - at least to me :)


The unbelievable truth

In this meme you will read five "facts" about me. The thing being that four of them are not facts at all but totally untrue lies. What you have to do is identify the genuine fact from the five statements.


Sounds interesting, as I'm a horrible liar. I never mastered that ever so useful ability to do it, so it will be interesting to check how well I'm doing in my effords to master it somehow LOL.

And to make it a bit more interesting to me, for every person guessing correctly (which statement out of 5 is true) I will get 6 strokes of the cane next time a generous top will be around.

1. I was never spanked as a child, though I did received an occsional smack if someone was particularly fed up with my behaviour, never on the bare though.

2. My first ever kinky fantasies were after reading Harry Potter and were taking place in Hogward, magic was used to made ropes restrain culprits in desired positions.

3. Even with all those recent thoughts about domestic discipline, reading up and contemplating I never received a punishment in the form of spanking for some genuine misdeed.

4. My first ever spanking was with belt, from vanilla friends, during my 18th birthday party and the last mark lasted for almost 2 weeks.

5. I hate single-tails, I don't care how precise the person can be, he might now where it will land, but I don't, no single-tail ever touched me and hopefully it's going to stay that way.


Ok. So how does it work? Should I tag someone now to this meme?

I will provide answers next week on Wednesday. Good luck LOL

24 comments:

  1. I'm going to go with #1 being true---never formally spanked as a child but an occasional smack.

    Ross

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  2. I will second Ross.

    #5 doesn't seem to be your attitude at all (this is a blog about explorations, after all). I would bet on #4 not being true, mainly because I wouldn't credit a vanilla friend in a public situation with the judgment required to leave lasting marks and not cause permanent harm. #2 would suggest a geeky side that hasn't been on display here. #3 might be an option, but the pervs around you are likely to have mixed some factual element with their roleplaying.

    So #1 it is. Now, if only I could administer the caning myself...

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  3. These are all very plausible, it is hard to tell. I have seen some clips of "vanilla" coming of age thrashings, from central Europe and they are definitely far more enthusiastic than American style patty cake birthday spankings, so I am going to guess at #4.

    "Ok. So how does it work? Should I tag someone now to this meme?" - well just throw open an invitation or email a couple of people that you think might be interested, if you want. I hate those "You have to nominate X# of people" things, they are just to pressure on and I hope that this will never turn into one of those kinds of memes.

    Prefectdt

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  4. OK so i am doing maths & psychology here:)
    i would lean towards 1 but as its chosen i will go for 3, thus widening the chance of you getting 6 strokes hehe.

    5 doesn`t seem right, 2 would be fun but looks a red herring. 4 what vanilla belts at birthday parties! i wish

    Morbius

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  5. Kami, Nº5 has the ring of truth about it.
    Enjoy your caning Kami.
    Warm hugs,
    Paul.

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  6. Hehe, good one Morbius - I haven't anticipated that everyone might choose different option just to cover ALL possibilities LOL

    Anyone guessing 2? LOL

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  7. Me! Me! I'm guessing 2.. no, just kidding. :P I guess it is either 1 or 3 - yeah, I cannot decide like always.

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  8. Dear Kami,
    As you have not given us the answer yet then hopefully I will not be too late in saying that I think it is no.4.
    Good luck with the inevitable spanking,
    Peter

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  9. I'd hope it's #1, but knowing how Polish birthday parties seem to go from the odd YouTube video, I'm going to go with #4!

    Do put us all out of our misery and tell us!

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  10. Well, I hope, Kami, that you're just too wonderfully busy to update here. And not that you're getting bored with blogging, or worse, that you're not okay in some way. Best wishes.

    Ross

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  11. Hi, guys, sorry I will post soon. And I officially close any more voting :P

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  12. The voting may be closed, but I'm pretty positive that it's #2. You don't strike me as the type to have lacked such fantasies prior to reading them in a children's book ;) I may be wrong, of course.

    Although, yes, #5 does seem a little implausible, but there are plenty of spankees who despise whips of all kinds, so it has just enough plausibility to be true.

    I look forward to seeing your answer...

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  13. Should also note that you're rather late in providing those answers, so maybe this falls into the category of procrastion = more strokes? :p

    Still, good that you're obviously keeping yourself busy! Long may that trend continue, even if it is to the general detriment of the rest of us...

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  14. I am with Aslyn on this.
    Kami, you are late!! "I will provide answers on Wednesday next week" you said on November 11th. Just not good enough!!!
    This more than doubles the punishment. Every person contributing should have a share in the final punishment session now.
    With belt off and at the ready,
    Peter

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  15. More than double, huh? Could prove to be a little harsh since it's a cane we're talking about, but that would provide a fairly good lesson. Not really sure that a belt would do the trick, as far as I'm concerned. Might be useful for the warm-up, but after that, it'd lack the appropriate bite :p

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  16. Of course Aslyn there is nothing to surpass the finality and finesse of the cane but the belt or the razor strap will bring fond memories and an appropriate preparatory tingle to Kami's gorgeous Polish rear. I'll be happy to do the warm up and you and the others can take over with the cane.

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  17. Hah, I wasn't insinuating myself into the process, but you should feel free to, at least until Kami objects.

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  18. Young lady, what is this?! More than a month without providing the answers? I demand that someone takes care of you, and fast. :P

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  19. I definitely have to agree with that...

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